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FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?

Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,

they wud leave their signature 4 u..

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’

Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’

Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’

Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’

Sardarji : ‘What problem?’!

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Sardar made a call to airport.

Asked,”How long is the Journey from Punjab to America?”

Receptionist: “One Second Sir..”

Sardar,” OK Thank You,Byez…

Sadarni: “Ooji !! Sunte ho

Uthoo!!

Utho Na.

Raat k 2 baj gaye hain !!”

Sardar: “Kyun Uthaya Mainu??”

Sardarni: “Aap Neend ki Goli Lena Bhool Gaye.. !!”

Sardar adalat main: Bachpan Main Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aj Yeh Din Na Dhaikna Parta,

Judge: Kya kehti thi Maa?

Sardar: Jab Baat Suni He Nahi To Kaisey Bataon ….

1st Sardar: Yar yeh joray kaha bantay hain?
2nd Sardar: Oye to nahi janta Aasman par
Phela: Abay Shit yar
Dusra: Kia Hua?
Pheley: Main tou Darzi ko day aya hon …

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Interviewer : Do you know MS Office?

Sardar : If you give me address I can find it ?????

Sardar g In a Plane

Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a

Vomit Bag, Air Hostess

Gives Him The Bag After

Few Minutes When She

Comes Back Evry1 Was

Vomiting Except Sardar g

She Was Surprisd & Askd

“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”

Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan

Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”