A Man: “your mother-in-law fell into my pond
Which has some crocodiles into”.
The other man – “the crocodiles are yours,
So you’ll have to save them”

Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class because others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
3: Books it works as pillow
4: keep the campus clean so be absent

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!

Girls Attitude

If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll lose”

If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

Koi Insaan dil sy mujhe 3 dafa
pukary to main us k samny aa jata hn
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try kro
1
2
3
ni aya?
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?
Duffer ye insanno k liye hy tmhry liye ni
Phly Insan to ban jao..

Wafa ka nam na lo Faraz….

Wafa sy dil dukhta hy

Wafa ka nam lety he

Nasreen
Perveen
Shameen
Rameen
Farzana
Shabana
Rizwana
 

Sab ki yad ati hy…………

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the

tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting

hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS”Allah k naam pay day day baba”