Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hy Faraz…..

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Andhere Mein Khara Gadah B Police Wala Lagta Hy.

Teri Ankhon Main Muhabbat  Ka Jo Rang Hy
Teri Ankhon Main Muhabbat Ka Jo Rang Hai.

Chaye Ki Ye Umang Hy Tarang He Tarang Hy

 G krda bai G krda

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tenu kol bthava g krda.
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kya dhond rahy ho bs pura song dekhna hy kya?

Aik Pathan k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate pe likha hua tha:
Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.

Sadar ny Pathan se pucha: Khan bhai

ap ki biwi ny kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur ap k Fsc k kya subject thy?

Pathan: Mazmun ka to pta ni yaara.

Nameplate ka matlb to ye hy k :

Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
Fsc: Father of Seven Children.

Patha Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gae.

Jalad: Tumhari Akhri Khuwahish Kya Hy?

 
Pathan: Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Lo…

Teacher to Pathan:

Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda Sb sy Phly Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Pathan (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):
Hawa Mein.

Teacher:where were u born?
Sardar:punjab
Teacher:which part in Punjab?
Sardar: kya which part?
Puri body born in Punjab.

Pathan Girlfriend k sath date pe gaya,
Ahista se bola
Mery dil mein ek bat hy mgar kehty huy
Ghbrata hon

Girl:kaho na,
Plz Keh do na
Pathan:
Wo
Wo
Wo
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Tmhry pas Nswaar hy?

Log kehty hein,

pyar itna b mat kro
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girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jay,

hum kehty hein k pyar itna karo
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girlfrnd ki dost b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar Ho Jay

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…

Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)