student: ae ustaad numbron ka khazana tere pas ha agar paas kar tu kia

baat ha

teacher: kitaabon ki gutthri tere pas ha agar parh le tu kia baat ha.

Ideal to write on answer sheet:

Answers given below r imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance

to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental.

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

“Mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.Tere paas kya hai?”Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail

History teacher:

From where did the Mughals rule?

Student:

Sir…I am not sure

I think from page 15 to 26

Xams are there,at the paper u stare;the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.

GOD replied, “no dear, result is near

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written