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12 Nov
Pathan:
Yaara ye “AAHO” kon Log kehty hein?
Sardar:
Khan bhai Jo Pind k jahil log hoty hein wo kehty hein.
Pathan:
Acha Ap Perhay Likhay ho?
Sardar:
AAHO!
6 Nov
Sardar G ka bacha school jaty huy bohat ro raha tha,
Sardar G bolay: sher dey bachy ronday nhi
Bacha Bola: Sher dey bachy school v nai jandey….
4 Nov
Teacher:where were u born?
Sardar:punjab
Teacher:which part in Punjab?
Sardar: kya which part?
Puri body born in Punjab.
23 Oct
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
23 Oct
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7 Oct
Customer gusy sy:
Waiter chichken biryani mein chicken he nahi hai?
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Sardar Waiter:
Sir, gulab jaman mein kon sa gulab hota hy……
15 Aug
FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
15 Aug
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’!
15 Aug
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
9 Aug
Sardar made a call to airport.
Asked,”How long is the Journey from Punjab to America?”
Receptionist: “One Second Sir..”
Sardar,” OK Thank You,Byez…