Pathan:
Yaara ye “AAHO” kon Log kehty hein?

Sardar:
Khan bhai Jo Pind k jahil log hoty hein wo kehty hein.

Pathan:
Acha Ap Perhay Likhay ho?

Sardar:
AAHO!

Sardar G ka bacha school jaty huy bohat ro raha tha,

Sardar G bolay: sher dey bachy ronday nhi

Bacha Bola: Sher dey bachy school v nai jandey….

Teacher:where were u born?
Sardar:punjab
Teacher:which part in Punjab?
Sardar: kya which part?
Puri body born in Punjab.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.

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Customer gusy sy:

Waiter chichken biryani mein chicken he nahi hai?

.

.

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Sardar Waiter:

Sir, gulab jaman mein kon sa gulab hota hy……

FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?

Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,

they wud leave their signature 4 u..

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’

Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’

Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’

Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’

Sardarji : ‘What problem?’!

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Sardar made a call to airport.

Asked,”How long is the Journey from Punjab to America?”

Receptionist: “One Second Sir..”

Sardar,” OK Thank You,Byez…