Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
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Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai
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Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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