Cute Funny SMS Collection

Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Telling a lie is

Fault 4 a little boy

an Art 4 a lover

an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Grooms, once you marry,

please remember that when

you have a discussion

with your future wife,

always try to get the

last two words in: “Yes dear”

First marriage is the triumph of

imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the

triumph of hope over experience

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!