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Wife: Why are you home so early?

Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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  • Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

    Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
    Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
    Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
    Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

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  • Philosophy Of Life :

    Philosophy Of Life :
    ” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
    Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

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  • Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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    Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
    Me Jao Na Jao Par
    Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

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  • I was a fool when I married you.

    After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
    You know, I was a fool when I married you.
    She replied, Yes dear, I know
    but I was in love and didnt notice.

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  • Telling a lie is

    Telling a lie is

    Fault 4 a little boy

    an Art 4 a lover

    an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

    and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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  • Grooms, once you marry,

    Grooms, once you marry,

    please remember that when

    you have a discussion

    with your future wife,

    always try to get the

    last two words in: “Yes dear”

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  • First marriage is the triumph of

    imagination over intelligence.

    Second marriage is the

    triumph of hope over experience

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  • After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
    You know, I was a fool when I married you.
    She replied, Yes dear, I know
    but I was in love and didnt notice.

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  • A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
    is HONEST.
    A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
    is WISE.
    A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
    is a HUSBAND.!

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