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Larki ka bap larki se:

Shezi — Tue, 04 May 2010 04:49:30 +0000

Larki ka bap larki se:
jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen
wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

cutesms — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:46:25 +0000

Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?

Quickly
Quickly
Quickly

see your I.D Card.

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?

cutesms — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:44:49 +0000

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe
‘KIYA AP NY MASJID SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?

A=yes
B=No

Doodh bech K he balance daal lena:p

cutesms — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:42:40 +0000

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“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!””^!,!,!”
Gaiye bhej rahi hn

Roz 20 kg Doodh deti Hy
Doodh bech K he balance daal lena:p

A Rule fr success:

cutesms — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:29:32 +0000

A Rule fr success:
always consult a woman before doing any important task in ur life.
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But always act opposite to her advice:-

I Am Lamp u r…

cutesms — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:56:05 +0000

I Am Lamp
U Are Light
I Am cOk3
U Are Sprite
I Am Sawan
U Are Badal
I Am Normal
You Are

Also Normal

Kya Yaar!
Tum Khud Per Hamesha Shak Krtay Ho?

Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho

cutesms — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:48:06 +0000

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Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb tu nhi bejha.

B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,

cutesms — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:47:16 +0000

B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.

hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya

cutesms — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:46:33 +0000

hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain

to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya

This is my leg

cutesms — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:48:19 +0000

This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now