Cute Funny SMS Collection

Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?

Quickly
Quickly
Quickly

see your I.D Card.

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe
‘KIYA AP NY MASJID SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?

A=yes
B=No

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Gaiye bhej rahi hn

Roz 20 kg Doodh deti Hy
Doodh bech K  he balance daal lena:p

A Rule fr success:
always consult a woman before doing any important task in ur life.
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But always act opposite to her advice:-

I Am Lamp
U Are Light
I Am cOk3
U Are Sprite
I Am Sawan
U Are Badal
I Am Normal
 You Are

Also Normal

Kya Yaar!
Tum Khud Per Hamesha Shak Krtay Ho?

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Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb tu nhi bejha.

B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.

hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain

to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya

This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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