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see your I.D Card.
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Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe
‘KIYA AP NY MASJID SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?
A=yes
B=No
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(_),,~.____
“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!””^!,!,!”
Gaiye bhej rahi hn
Roz 20 kg Doodh deti Hy
Doodh bech K he balance daal lena:p
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A Rule fr success:
always consult a woman before doing any important task in ur life.
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But always act opposite to her advice:-
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I Am Lamp
U Are Light
I Am cOk3
U Are Sprite
I Am Sawan
U Are Badal
I Am Normal
You Are
Also Normal
Kya Yaar!
Tum Khud Per Hamesha Shak Krtay Ho?
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Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb tu nhi bejha.
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B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.
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hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain
to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya
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This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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