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tenu kol bthava g krda.
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kya dhond rahy ho bs pura song dekhna hy kya?

Aik Pathan k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate pe likha hua tha:
Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.

Sadar ny Pathan se pucha: Khan bhai

ap ki biwi ny kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur ap k Fsc k kya subject thy?

Pathan: Mazmun ka to pta ni yaara.

Nameplate ka matlb to ye hy k :

Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
Fsc: Father of Seven Children.

Patha Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gae.

Jalad: Tumhari Akhri Khuwahish Kya Hy?

 
Pathan: Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Lo…

Teacher to Pathan:

Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda Sb sy Phly Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Pathan (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):
Hawa Mein.

Pathan Girlfriend k sath date pe gaya,
Ahista se bola
Mery dil mein ek bat hy mgar kehty huy
Ghbrata hon

Girl:kaho na,
Plz Keh do na
Pathan:
Wo
Wo
Wo
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.
.
.

Tmhry pas Nswaar hy?

Log kehty hein,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jay,

hum kehty hein k pyar itna karo
k
k
k

girlfrnd ki dost b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar Ho Jay

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…

Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

A Man: “your mother-in-law fell into my pond
Which has some crocodiles into”.
The other man – “the crocodiles are yours,
So you’ll have to save them”

Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class because others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
3: Books it works as pillow
4: keep the campus clean so be absent

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!