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Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”
o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

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  • Load-Shading Me kya kya zulam Nahi Huay Hamray sath
    “FARAZ”
    Nala khench Dala kisi Ne Genrater ki Rassi smjh kr
    (‘-’)
    <) )>
    _//_dasso g:

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  • India Ki Beghairti Ka Kya Zikar Karen Faraz….

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    Larkiyan De Sakta Hai,

    Magar Kashmir Nahi. :-)

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  • School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

    School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
    Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

    Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
    Ghum Rahe Ho..?

    Bachha:
    GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
    Kaha Se Laun..?

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  • Ameero k bachay at Habib Bank top roof..

    Wow man what a great view…

    Gharebo k bachay:

    Ao dekhte hain kiska thook pehle neche jata hai

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  • Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain.

    Beautiful flowers,
    perfumes,
    neckleses,
    teady bears,
    purses,
    rings
    or bangles etc

    laiken larky aik dosry ko kia dety hyn,

     

     

    Guess kar0.

     
    Aby, ye lay bachi ka number,to b kia yad krega,kis jiger sE dosti ki ha.

    b positive

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  • Dukandar: is bori pe mat bethna phat jaye gi!

    gahak: is main gubare hain?

    Dukandar: nahi …keel hain…

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  • jab kabi toot k bikhro to

    jab kabi toot k bikhro to
    mujay bi btana faraz

     

     

    main thora bohat weldin
    ka kam bi janta hun…
       “faraz welder”

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  • Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hy Faraz…..

     

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    Andhere Mein Khara Gadah B Police Wala Lagta Hy.

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  • Teri Ankhon Main Muhabbat  Ka Jo Rang Hy
    Teri Ankhon Main Muhabbat Ka Jo Rang Hai.

    Chaye Ki Ye Umang Hy Tarang He Tarang Hy

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