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Latest lovely, funny jokes, birthday text messages collections
12 May
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”
o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.
12 May
Load-Shading Me kya kya zulam Nahi Huay Hamray sath
“FARAZ”
Nala khench Dala kisi Ne Genrater ki Rassi smjh kr
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12 May
India Ki Beghairti Ka Kya Zikar Karen Faraz….
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Larkiyan De Sakta Hai,
Magar Kashmir Nahi.
4 May
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
4 May
Ameero k bachay at Habib Bank top roof..
Wow man what a great view…
Gharebo k bachay:
Ao dekhte hain kiska thook pehle neche jata hai
4 May
Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain.
Beautiful flowers,
perfumes,
neckleses,
teady bears,
purses,
rings
or bangles etc
laiken larky aik dosry ko kia dety hyn,
Guess kar0.
Aby, ye lay bachi ka number,to b kia yad krega,kis jiger sE dosti ki ha.
b positive
22 Apr
Dukandar: is bori pe mat bethna phat jaye gi!
gahak: is main gubare hain?
Dukandar: nahi …keel hain…
21 Apr
jab kabi toot k bikhro to
mujay bi btana faraz
main thora bohat weldin
ka kam bi janta hun…
“faraz welder”
12 Nov
Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hy Faraz…..
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Andhere Mein Khara Gadah B Police Wala Lagta Hy.
6 Nov
Teri Ankhon Main Muhabbat Ka Jo Rang Hy
Teri Ankhon Main Muhabbat Ka Jo Rang Hai.
Chaye Ki Ye Umang Hy Tarang He Tarang Hy