what is education? …………….. it iz the system bcoz of
which we waste 1/4 of our life to learn how to waste the
remaining 3/4 of our life

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworkedWhen I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets

A new sun
A new day
A new SMS
Asking u to
4Get all ur
Worries
Sorrows
& Tears
For some1
Who wants to see
“U” Always Happy

U Know what makes me happy when u msg me?

Ur jokes..No!
Graphcs..No!
Sweet msgs..No!

Just ur”NAME”…
that appears on my cell, it shows that u rmember me. .

”The greatest advantage

of speaking truth is that

you don’t have to remember

what you said…..”

Think about it..:-)..!!

Have ur own… ;->

.A Fact…!
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What is the heaviest burden of life_____?
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“AN EMPTY POCKET”

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?

Please tell me even i don”t know

You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier!

This Day When The Most Beautiful Mind Was Born Is My Most Beautiful Day. LUV & LONG LIFE.

Have a nice Day.