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Latest lovely, funny jokes, birthday text messages collections
21 Oct
ife is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?
21 Oct
T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends
21 Oct
If u drop me i ill break
if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry,
if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry
but
if u leave me i ill die.
21 Oct
Agar
Iss
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thay
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
Toh
MISSION SUCCESSFUL.
21 Oct
Dear Allah!
I don’t know of all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!
I hear their silence, U hear their plead.
I see them laughing, U see their tears.
I see when they give, U see what has been taken from them.
I see their appearance, U see the scars in their soul.
I experience their faith, [...]
15 Aug
Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong toyou..Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without“YOU”!
14 Aug
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories…. of many good things.
7 Aug
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two…
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
7 Aug
Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
7 Aug
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworkedWhen I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets