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ife is 4 living, I Live 4 U.

ife is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

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  • Coool thanx

    T-here’s richness in a love for life
    H-ere among the valentines,
    A-king and queen as man and wife:
    N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
    K-nowing well the needs of state.
    Y-on regal grace alone attends,
    O-n which the peace, both small and great,
    U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

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  • If u drop me i ill break

    If u drop me i ill break
    if u hold me i ill shake
    if u need me i ill hurry,
    if u don’t call me i ill worry
    if u hurt me i ill cry
    but
    if u leave me i ill die.

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  • MISSION SUCCESSFUL.

    Agar
    Iss
    Waqt
    Aap
    So
    Rahy
    Thay
    Aur
    Mere
    Msg
    Se
    Bohat
    Tang
    Huye
    Toh
    MISSION SUCCESSFUL.

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  • Dear Allah!

    Dear Allah!
    I don’t know of all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!
    I hear their silence, U hear their plead.
    I see them laughing, U see their tears.
    I see when they give, U see what has been taken from them.
    I see their appearance, U see the scars in their soul.
    I experience their faith, [...]

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  • Friends change, I know they do..

    Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong toyou..Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without“YOU”!

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  • Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories…. of many good things.

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  • U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife

    Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

    Doc : Two…

    MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

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  • Nice people are blessed people

    Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

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  • When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,

    When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough

    When I don’t do it, I am lazy,

    When my boss does not do it, He is busy,

    When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

    When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,

    When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

    When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,

    When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.

    When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.

    When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

    When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.

    When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

    When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.

    When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

    When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworkedWhen I do well, My boss never remembers,

    When I do wrong, He never forgets

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