Cute Funny SMS Collection

ife is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

If u drop me i ill break
if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry,
if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry
but
if u leave me i ill die.

Agar
Iss
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thay
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
Toh
MISSION SUCCESSFUL.

Dear Allah!
I don’t know of all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!
I hear their silence, U hear their plead.
I see them laughing, U see their tears.
I see when they give, U see what has been taken from them.
I see their appearance, U see the scars in their soul.
I experience their faith, [...]

Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong toyou..Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without“YOU”!

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two…

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough

When I don’t do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, He is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworkedWhen I do well, My boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, He never forgets