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Latest lovely, funny jokes, birthday text messages collections
18 Oct
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
April Fool
18 Oct
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
18 Oct
M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_
Dekha…!!
Everything is incomplete without
“U”.
18 Oct
Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein “war” word add kar lena.
14 Aug
3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.
7 Aug
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
7 Aug
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
7 Aug
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
2 Aug
If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!
2 Aug
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.