Mujhe Miti Ke Ghar Bnane Ka Shok Tha !!

Usay Ashyane Girane Ka Shok Tha !!

Wo Bewafa Tha Is Mein Herat Ki Baat Kia Hai !!

Mujhe Bhi Bewafa Logon Se Dil Lagane Ka Shok Tha !!

Love hurtz wen yu breakup wid sum 1.

Hurtz even mor wen sum 1 breaks up wit u

Bt love hurtz the most when da person,

yr love has no idea how yu feel.

Aik raat hui barsaat bahaut,

Main royi saari raat bahaut.

Her gham tha zamaane ka lekin,

Main tanha thi us raat bahaut.

Phir aankh se aik saawan barsa,

Jab sehar hui to khyal aaya,

Woh baadal kitna tanha tha,

Jo barsa saari raat bahaut.

FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?

Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,

they wud leave their signature 4 u..

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’

Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’

Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’

Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’

Sardarji : ‘What problem?’!

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

You Can Hide Alot …

Behind A SMILE

A

B r o k e n

H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d

D r e a m s

L o n g i n g

D e s i r e s …

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!

Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge

ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga

ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

safah-e-zist ko paltoge to yad aunga

isi andaz mein hote the mukhatib mujh se

khat kisi aur ko likhoge to yad aunga

sard raton k mahkate hue sannaton mein

jab kisi phul ko chumoge to yad aunga

ab tere ashk main honthon se chura leta hun

hath se khud inhen ponchoge to yad aunga

shal pahnayega ab kaun decembar mein tumhen

barishon mein kabhi bhigo ge to yad aunga

aj tum mahfil-e-yaran pe ho magrur bahut

jab kabhi tut k bikhroge to yad aunga

hadse ayenge jiwan mein to tum ho k nidhal

kisi diwar ko thamoge to yad aunga

is mein shamil hai meri bakht ki tariki bhi

tum siyah rang jo pahnoge to yad aunga

ab ke ham bichhare to shaayad kabhii Khvaabon main milain

jis tarah suukhe hue phuul kitaabon main milain

dhondh ujare hue logon main vafaa ke motii

ye Khazaane tujhe mumkin hai Kharaabon main milain

tuu Khudaa hai na meraa ishq farishton jaisaa

donon insaan hain to kyon itane hijaabon main milain

Gam-e-duniyaa bhii Gam-e-yaar main shaamil kar lo

nashaa barataa hai sharabain jo sharaabon main milain

aaj ham daar pe khainche gaye jin baaton par

kyaa ajab kal wo zamaane ko nisaabon main milain

ab na wo main hon na tu hai na wo maazii hai `Faraaz’

jaise do shaKhs tamannaa ke saraabon main milain