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Latest lovely, funny jokes, birthday text messages collections
15 Aug
Mujhe Miti Ke Ghar Bnane Ka Shok Tha !!
Usay Ashyane Girane Ka Shok Tha !!
Wo Bewafa Tha Is Mein Herat Ki Baat Kia Hai !!
Mujhe Bhi Bewafa Logon Se Dil Lagane Ka Shok Tha !!
15 Aug
Love hurtz wen yu breakup wid sum 1.
Hurtz even mor wen sum 1 breaks up wit u
Bt love hurtz the most when da person,
yr love has no idea how yu feel.
15 Aug
Aik raat hui barsaat bahaut,
Main royi saari raat bahaut.
Her gham tha zamaane ka lekin,
Main tanha thi us raat bahaut.
Phir aankh se aik saawan barsa,
Jab sehar hui to khyal aaya,
Woh baadal kitna tanha tha,
Jo barsa saari raat bahaut.
15 Aug
FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
15 Aug
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’!
15 Aug
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
15 Aug
You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE
A
B r o k e n
H e a r t
S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s
L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …
15 Aug
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
15 Aug
Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge
ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga
ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe
safah-e-zist ko paltoge to yad aunga
isi andaz mein hote the mukhatib mujh se
khat kisi aur ko likhoge to yad aunga
sard raton k mahkate hue sannaton mein
jab kisi phul ko chumoge to yad aunga
ab tere ashk main honthon se chura leta hun
hath se khud inhen ponchoge to yad aunga
shal pahnayega ab kaun decembar mein tumhen
barishon mein kabhi bhigo ge to yad aunga
aj tum mahfil-e-yaran pe ho magrur bahut
jab kabhi tut k bikhroge to yad aunga
hadse ayenge jiwan mein to tum ho k nidhal
kisi diwar ko thamoge to yad aunga
is mein shamil hai meri bakht ki tariki bhi
tum siyah rang jo pahnoge to yad aunga
15 Aug
ab ke ham bichhare to shaayad kabhii Khvaabon main milain
jis tarah suukhe hue phuul kitaabon main milain
dhondh ujare hue logon main vafaa ke motii
ye Khazaane tujhe mumkin hai Kharaabon main milain
tuu Khudaa hai na meraa ishq farishton jaisaa
donon insaan hain to kyon itane hijaabon main milain
Gam-e-duniyaa bhii Gam-e-yaar main shaamil kar lo
nashaa barataa hai sharabain jo sharaabon main milain
aaj ham daar pe khainche gaye jin baaton par
kyaa ajab kal wo zamaane ko nisaabon main milain
ab na wo main hon na tu hai na wo maazii hai `Faraaz’
jaise do shaKhs tamannaa ke saraabon main milain