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Latest lovely, funny jokes, birthday text messages collections
11 Jun
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai
Yeh sab jootay rishtay natay hain
Sab dil rkhnay ki batain hain
Sab apna asal chupatay hain
Ikhlas k jootay log yahan
Lafzon k teer chalatey hain
Ik bar nigahon mein bas kr
phir sari umer rulatey hain. .
11 Jun
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
11 Jun
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to
koi kisi se bichad jata hai
Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai
11 Jun
Irshade Nabwi (S.A.W) hai
jo Imaanatdar nahi wo kamil imaan wala nahe
Jis ka wazo nahi uski namaz nahi,
jo namaz na parhay uska koi deen nahi
Namaz ka darja deen me aisa he hai jase sir ka darja badan me hai
yani jase sir k bager insan zinda nahi
rah sakta usi tarha namaz k bager deen baki
11 Jun
“Long” love is Mother’s love
“Sweet” love is Father’s love
“Short” love is Lover’s love
But
“Strong” love is FRIENDSHIP LOVE.
So always Love me.
9 Jun
Lamha Lamha saanse khatam ho rahi hai,
Zndagi bhi maut ke pehlu mein so rahi hai,
Us Bewafa se na poocho meri maut ki wajah…
Woh toh bus zamaane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai !!
12 May
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”
o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.
12 May
kaisay jiyan gay tum bin
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
12 May
Quran pak k humaray uper 5 haqoq hain..
1) Is per Emaan lana
2)Isko perhna
3)Isko samajhna
4)Is per amal kerna
5)Quran pak ki dawat aam kerna…
12 May
Jab main chahta hoon k khuda say baat karon
to main Namaz parta hoon,
Aur jab main chata hoon k khuda mujh se bat kare
to main Quran parta hoon,
(Hazrat Ali R.A)